Courtney Hahn

be nice to me!

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

@tjbailey2012 So what If I am? 🤷‍♀️

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

Kids are wild man. My 1 year old starts crying so I walk into her room and she's sleeping in the middle of the floor in fetal position. Like bro....?

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

My daughter just asked for me to drive 43 minutes to go to Raising Canes and I just don't have the heart to say no, so Canes it is 😋

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

How come when my kids sleep for 12 hours at night it's "getting good sleep" but when I do it I'm "lazy"

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[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

My oldest daughter has picture day tomorrow at preschool and I just wanna know how we got here so fast 😩

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

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[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

Ladies, are we bringing Bush back? Wax it all off? Is the landing strip still a thing? Tell me, what's the hot gossip?

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

@reverenature The amount of times I have said something to another kid about being careful or don't talk to my kid like that or don't push my kid or wait your turn is alarming. Like seriously, where are their parents???

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

I'm really sick of having dreams about Chris Evans and then waking up and he's not in my bed

[Abbie🌻 @abbiehive]

I’ve always found myself staying up late even if I was tired or had to get up early because I wanted more me time. I read up on it and it’s called revenge bedtime procrastination and people who are highly stressed do it gain a sense of control back in their life and spend their

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

Watching the Marvel movies completely out of order and it's kinda bugging me but it's also an exciting type of confusion

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

I want bigger boobs but I also love not wearing a bra and no one even knows

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

@_embea You guys deserve it 💓

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

Torn between baby fever and wanting a nice body 😩

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

My entire FYP on Tik Tok is middle aged men twerking and I am NOT MAD about it

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

The fact that there are boys who are famous for being fuckboys really confuses me

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

@tjbailey2012 Well you and the floor hurt

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

I really just need someone to do like a back flip on my back, maybe that'll throw it back into place

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

@tjbailey2012 You get what you want and all I get is sleeping on the floor and a jar of fart? What kind of friend are you?

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

@tjbailey2012 Send me biofreeze and my own personal masseuse for my birthday and I'll be happy-ish

[Courtney Hahn @quartkneehahn]

@tjbailey2012 Just wait until you come to my house.....your ass is in the basement