halle 🍓

sunscreen enthusiast ♡ diet dr pepper fiend ♡ hapa

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

ya like jazz ?😏

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

@TranslatedCats @daddy_kelp

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skincare done💆🏻‍♀️ goodnight world

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@CryingRhinos yeah

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@nicknotnicck what

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why is he dressed like beetlejuice

[LilDiva HeadComeOff @JoshuaSimonSays]

“……*We* am weed…?”

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@nicknotnicck what is it

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@jaredmendez58 my veins are tiny tho. i was turned away last time

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FINE RED CROSS!!!1!!! I’LL SIGN UP FOR A BLOOD DONATION JEEZ

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@CryingRhinos what are the last two

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@halalcommunism he wants u so bad

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

today i learned about tonsil stones and nothing could have made me feel more unsettled

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

chia seeds are like boba except smaller and worse

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my sneezes are so loud that zoom gives me the “you are muted” pop-up

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

when my japanese grandma found out i called my best friends parents by their first names she was so mad😭😭

[lil baby princess 💓 @wangsabibop]

I hate when you work with older people and their like “oh baby you can call me Tameka” like no I can not Ms. Wilkins my mother would beat my ass 😭😭

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

@TranslatedCats @daddy_kelp

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when i was like 6 my mom put me in kumon and i didn’t want to be there so i lied and told the tutor i couldn’t read

[샤나 ⁷ (moved acc) @namjihoped]

this 😭

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

@ikeamacncheese “only natural skincare for me!”
*applies essential oils directly onto face*

[halle 🍓 @quartoporto2]

the “clean” skincare and makeup trend really makes me mad bc it’s 99% fearmongering that just makes people scared of ingredients they can’t pronounce and convinced that natural = less irritating