ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ

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[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅꜱ

[No Name Assassin @FatAssedFake]

The Unnamed Assassin

A simple woman of absolute faith.
She spends her days:

- Praying (Masturbating)
- Collecting donations for the Lord (Prostitution)
- Converting sinners (Milking Dicks)

She will receive you any time~!💋

[ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴇɴᴅꜱ, ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴏᴅ ɢᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ? @blindsightfox]

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𝓣oday is a special day⸝
as ordained by the gods
themselves. 𝑰 can see it
now in my visions. Today is
the day of which you must
celebrate your fertility₊ᐟ

𝓢o go⸝ partake₊ᐟ
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[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

lrt dnd/fantasy muse 💕

[ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴇɴᴅꜱ, ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴏᴅ ɢᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ? @blindsightfox]

ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʀʏ ʟᴀʏᴏᴜᴛ

ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ

[𝑻𝒂𝒎𝒂𝒎𝒐 𝑵𝒐 𝑴𝒂𝒆 🦊 @Fokushitsuma]

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This is not just what a wife looks like. This is what 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄 looks like

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[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

I think you need to shut up and get away.

[ィ— 𝘠𝘢𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘬𝘰 @KnotTheUsualFox]

It would seem I do knot even need to say anything.

My point has already been made for me.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

@KnotTheUsualFox

Get away from me.

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Fine. Fine. Let’s check bond levels.

Just like to see!

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Well no, but I know you so…

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ‧₊˚✧ 「 酔っ払い鬼 」✧˚₊‧ @DoujiIbuki]

Is that what you wish for ?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Cannibalism, mostly.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ‧₊˚✧ 「 酔っ払い鬼 」✧˚₊‧ @DoujiIbuki]

In which manner, though ?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Oh right.

You wanna eat me…

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ‧₊˚✧ 「 酔っ払い鬼 」✧˚₊‧ @DoujiIbuki]

There is but one thing to do .

The taste of sin and flesh .

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Oh. Alright. If you say so~!

[ᅠᎡꭼꭰ Ꭱꮖꭰꮖꮑᏽ Ꮋꮎꮎꭰᅠ @scarletlupo]

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𝖓uh uh⠀ׅ⎖

𝖙otally not⠀ׅ⎖
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[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Right now. Yes. Face to face.

. . .

. . .

how do they do it?

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ‧₊˚✧ 「 酔っ払い鬼 」✧˚₊‧ @DoujiIbuki]

Now ?
Right now ?
Directly ?

They totally should .

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

. . . heyyy wait that’s—

that’s illegal I think—?

[ᅠᎡꭼꭰ Ꭱꮖꭰꮖꮑᏽ Ꮋꮎꮎꭰᅠ @scarletlupo]

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𝖎 allow you to pass above 50 .
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[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Yes. Yes. Yes please. Yes. Definitely. They absolutely should. Yes.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ‧₊˚✧ 「 酔っ払い鬼 」✧˚₊‧ @DoujiIbuki]

Shall they work on it ?

[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Well… a sixty, duh.

[ᅠᎡꭼꭰ Ꭱꮖꭰꮖꮑᏽ Ꮋꮎꮎꭰᅠ @scarletlupo]

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𝖜hat would she consider a passing
grade in the first place⠀ׅ𖤠
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[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Yes ma’am. Coming right along!

She can’t wait to get nice and cozy right where Caster wants her! It really does sound like paradise compared to… her room.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ شهرزادᅠ✧･ﾟ @HerBedsideStory]

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ㅤCome , come .

ㅤThis Caster's room is
ㅤone of the comfiest in
ㅤall of Chaldea after all .

ㅤPillows , carpetting , an
ㅤinvariable paradise in
ㅤtheir sterilized home .

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[ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ’ꜱ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ @quartzaddict]

Damn not a passing grade… so close.

[ᅠᎡꭼꭰ Ꭱꮖꭰꮖꮑᏽ Ꮋꮎꮎꭰᅠ @scarletlupo]

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@quartzaddict
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[ᅠᎡꭼꭰ Ꭱꮖꭰꮖꮑᏽ Ꮋꮎꮎꭰᅠ @scarletlupo]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝖙emp pin.
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 🐺🔪
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 「ʟɪᴋᴇ & ʀᴛ」
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ #𝖋ateverserp
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