dragon person

he/she/it, 23, plural, mad, chronically ill. ?? dragons in a trench coat. avatar via mweor

[__ @frekiwolfodin]

たのピク女つう、現代版「飯食わぬ嫁さん」欲しがる男の話がXを賑わせてるが…
男が「こういうのに金をかけていない女は全般的に金がかからない」と判断するのは往々にして外れる。
うちの夫は、婚前に私がデパコスやブランドものに興味ないこと確認して安心してたが、本に万単位かけると知らなかった

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

i just need to join a band…

[gabe, allegedly @untiloasis]

they just do stuff in oklahoma

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

anyway i think i successfully didn’t act weird but now i’m embarrassed and nervous maybe someone could tell ? or like i don’t know but like it’s just so embarrassing thinking someone is cute i hate it so much

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

i’m so fucking easy that cute guy was at the party and i lowkey got butterflies at one point because i was asking if he’s older or younger than me and we figured out a month younger right as i realized he’s like nine inches taller than me and was like… waow……

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

sometimes when i get back from an outing even if it was fun and relaxing i will have a bizarre wave of such extreme nausea that i genuinely believe i’m sick and i really wish i knew what that was all about

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

Saw this in a gallery today and I have literally never had such an immediate emotional response to a piece of art.

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

stuff like making me drive the tractor at 6 isn’t that big of a deal, every kid out here does that, but like, why was he showing me where he kept the key to the tablesaw next door to my house when i was 12

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

sometimes i think back on the things my grandfather who literally made a rule against screaming unless we were in danger (but to be fair would be there within 5 seconds ready to intubate if you screamed) would let me do and all i can think is “wow he really wanted a grandson huh”

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

(planning his funeral we discovered there are three separate stories that involve him personally removing the obstruction from a child’s throat, two of which involve a knife, that is not a joke or an exaggeration. no medical training except being a dental assistant in the 50s)

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

(explaining Choosin Texas to a leftist) okay so you need to understand that American Country music has a Sunni/Shia split between Nashville and Austin.

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

@cloverachiever @SpyViolette you could not have buried the lede any deeper here

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

we lifted up the carpet around the vent where the cat was peeing in an attempt to let the enzyme cleaner dry and put pee pads on top because she won’t stop fucking peeing there but it’s just a hill in our floor giving me flashbacks to when my bathroom floor warped

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

also the alarm sound she chose is literally windchimes and she has a thing for very literal alarm sounds… i honestly feel more insulted by the lying than the surveillance

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

my mom insisted that she wasn’t going to check the camera on our door but i’m not stupid and i can hear that her phone goes off every time the camera detects motion so my only options to leave the house now are literally sneaking past her or her getting a fucking alert

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I wasn’t around when I was 21. I’d love to show you a photograph of myself at 21 but I wasn’t around

[ISO 🏳️‍⚧️ @isopie_ggp]

by far one of the worst feelings in playing rhythm games is reaching a flow state where you can play a song with perfect ease and then suddenly realizing you're IN said flow state and immediately being knocked out of it and fucking up the song

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

side note but it sucks how ever mentioning covid mitigations in almost any context will get you branded “the crazy covid conscious person” now. like we can all see my personalized mask accessories so why is just saying the word mask such a problem?

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

literally half of our fucking family has a chronic illness from a disease like covid or lyme and somehow none of these idiots can treat their dog’s ticks or stay inside for one day

[dragon person @quartzdragons]

i just feel fucking crazy man when did it become okay to hand your sick kid off to someone who has a job AND school and not even warn them