(∩ᄑ_ᄑ)⊃━☆ﾟ*･｡*･

dms open if ur nice

[(∩ᄑ_ᄑ)⊃━☆ﾟ*･｡*･ @quartzkewpie]

cheating bastard

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to circle k

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me

[(∩ᄑ_ᄑ)⊃━☆ﾟ*･｡*･ @quartzkewpie]

diner mermaid

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

im sorry im not much for conversation I was raised in a meat packing facility

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

i just laid 6 eggs on the couch im the worst roommate ever lol

[Nem @Nemzsi]

thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

[fishious @fishquichee]

The elephant has developed a sense of belonging in the room

[bunny @bunnyposting_]

on my journey

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

“whose pussy is this”—doctor frankenstein sorting spare parts

[RETRO Live @RetroLiveNews]

Windows 98 Underwater Screensaver (1998)

[eda ★ @edascofield]

im the most shy talkative awkward outgoing social antisocial person you will ever meet

[kw @ratappreciator]

this image is my religion I am not joking

[𓏲ּ𝄢cassie @clawdiadpdl]

watching the sex scene in mulholland drive so intensively you’d think im about to start taking notes too

[(∩ᄑ_ᄑ)⊃━☆ﾟ*･｡*･ @quartzkewpie]

wasabi peas save me

[(∩ᄑ_ᄑ)⊃━☆ﾟ*･｡*･ @quartzkewpie]

why is taylor swift in new girl

[chomper94 @chomper1994]

Today is the only day you can retweet this.

[walker @walkercapl]

Longlegs was actually really nice to me. But that’s just my personal experience with him