Because I'm a Dabber

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You ever realize that high-fiving yourself is the same thing as clapping?

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Honestly though, just legalize weed everywhere already.

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Livestoned.

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Weed doesn't make you stupid. Being stupid makes you stupid.

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I usually regret drinking too much the next day, I never regret smoking too much.

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Asking a question you already know the answer to just to see if someone will lie.

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Alcohol kills, weed chills.

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Get high, enhance life.

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If she lets you keep your weed in her bra, wife that girl.

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A good joint never hurt anyone.

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Am I the only one that forgets that weed is illegal sometimes?

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I wouldn't call weed a drug, I would call it a miracle.

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Shut up & pass that shit.

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I smoke weed but you don't, who cares. Stop hating.

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When someone has a nickname, calling them by their real name doesn't sound right.

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H.o.m.e.w.o.r.k = Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge

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Suffering the hot side of the pillow while the cold side charges.

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I didn't say you were a slut... I just implied that you don't sleep in your own bed too often.

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*Scrolls down timeline* that wasn't funny, you're ugly, you're lying, lmao, song lyrics, quotes, learn how to spell, you're a hoe.

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Whoever invented the drug test is a real asshole.