Dr. Greg “BJ” Onderdonk

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[tara shoe @tarashoe]

i wonder if charles dickens was pleased with rizzo the rat's interpretation of the rizzo the rat character from the original christmas carol

[DSA for Medicare for All @dsam4a]

🎶All we want for Christmas is the total abolition of the private insurance industry🎶

[Dr. Greg “BJ” Onderdonk @QuasarTheGreg]

Rollin up to the club and you know I got my fanny pack stuffed to the brim with Calamari

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Judas Iscariot was a big messy bitch who lived for drama

[Candice Maplestreet @Bigoldooof]

OK OK incoming best idea:
Muppet Les Miserables
Hugh Jackman is still Valjean but the rest of the cast are The Muppets.
I will accept no feedback this idea is already fully formed and perfect.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Crazed, Froth-Mouthed Mother Demands Grandchildren Now https://t.co/TesGiUFBBO

[adam crouch @theadamcrouch]

pretty impressive that they built the entire city of rome in just one day

[Dr. Greg “BJ” Onderdonk @QuasarTheGreg]

I would pay money to see this in theaters

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

I thiiiiink I know what the next Judd Apatow movie is gonna be about

[Daniel des Errances @Deserrances]

Gustave Courbet

[Daniel des Errances @Deserrances]

Wassily Kandinsky

[Hammer & Sickle Daily @DailySickle]

Whatever this is it's cool as shit

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.
subway employee: ok but you cant pay for a sandwich with a sandwich you made at home

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Intelligence Setback: The CIA Is In Crisis Mode After ISIS Made Its Instagram Private https://t.co/fCD1A5Wqgu

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

You ever jerk off with your left foot so it feels like a stranger?

[cheek clapper 9000 @macarthurgenius]

Oh you like Sufjan Stevens? Name 5 US Territories you associate with a painful memory of your mother

[Dr. Greg “BJ” Onderdonk @QuasarTheGreg]

Girl eating a burrito in the union at 940 am: “god some red wine would pair so well with this right now”

[Joe Kwaczala @joekjoek]

Step-by-step how to do the “official” dance for Tainted Love by Soft Cell

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Puta Must Mean “Ally” in Spanish Because Mexican Dudes Keep Calling Me That https://t.co/SbqJb6DXpk