crikey mate

stand up comic

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

AND IT'S GOODBYE TO A&M 🤘

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

Maverick out maneuvered these in an F-14

[Defence Index @Defence_Index]

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Russia has reportedly deployed its fifth-generation Su-57 fighter jets against Ukraine — previously, there had been no reports of these aircraft being used.

Estimated 40 jets may be in service as of Sept 2025.
Each jet costs up to $100 million.

This marks a new phase in the conflict, with Russia bringing its most advanced aircraft into action.

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

Best show I’ve ever been to frfr

[T @tylerthecreator]

first leg of the CHROMAKOPIA TOUR was great. new fans, old fans, people that came and became a fan, people who came and hated it, thank you ALL for coming. tell a friend about it

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

@RishabhRTri Love this

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

@FuzzOrFuzzy Hell yeah Fuzz

[Tony Casillas @comediantonyc]

There was probably someone that was in her life that would have really loved to go to Disney World

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

@FuzzOrFuzzy This has to stop

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

@sobbybuttoniv Did you tell her Paul Dano is a national treasure???

[Tony Casillas @comediantonyc]

First headlining weekend in the books! Glad I got to share this moment with two of my best friends @JohnHoeftComedy and @phillipgcomedy. It was a nice treat to wake up to a sold out show as well!

[Dan Hoeft @dhoeft35]

@joncoopertweets I'd go to lunch

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

i absolutely love dogs but i think we’ve become entirely too permissive as a culture with thinking they can and should be taken everywhere

[Big Laugh Comedy @BigLaughComedy]

Caught up with @mcdooglebear + @satans_feetpics lately? Check out this Grimby episode with @JohnHoeftComedy --> https://t.co/EKp8IKsbd0

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

Check out this super dope article and podcast I was on! Thanks to @SuperMeowy for having me on!

[Comedy Wham @ComedyWham]

#257 John Hoeft: Diary of a Theater Kid Turned Standup Comic
@JohnHoeftComedy talks to @supermeowy about using the stage to overcome effects of bullying, his family's incredible support, being a @capcitycomedy 2022 FPIA finalist, and adopting a zen mindset
https://t.co/tTft21EUz4

[Comedy Wham @ComedyWham]

#257 John Hoeft: Diary of a Theater Kid Turned Standup Comic
@JohnHoeftComedy talks to @supermeowy about using the stage to overcome effects of bullying, his family's incredible support, being a @capcitycomedy 2022 FPIA finalist, and adopting a zen mindset
https://t.co/tTft21EUz4

[Brady @pebbut]

boobs should have nicotine in them and you should be able to hit them like a vape

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

I don’t like that the kid from 13 reasons why is in a band and just gets to dance on stage with a guitar like he’s a cool guy

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

A guy can try but a try cannot guy. A try with a guy is nothing but a guy with a try is everything

[crikey mate @JohnHoeftComedy]

Hannah “where’s the mayor?” Montana