The Barnacle

Quinnipiac's second best satirical organization. 📧:[email protected]

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SATIRE: Photographer Hospitalized after Tackle from Basketball Player; Bobcats win 52-40

🔗 https://t.co/I5DbmTesGv (by @CaseyNedelka)

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Student Looking For Parking Finds Himself

🔗 https://t.co/YSjOfeat1K (by James Blennau)

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York Hill Arena Renamed Again: Now Cryos Sperm Bank Stadium

🔗 https://t.co/ab8VzfDkny (by Ryan Agnello)

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Quinnipiac Announces Construction of Brand New Planet-Killing Space Station

🔗 https://t.co/rg49eEAuJ7 (by Adam Silver)

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SATIRE: Friend’s Halloween Costume Clearly Just Fursuit They Already Owned

🔗 https://t.co/zOLt02f4oA (by @CaseyNedelka)

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Public Safety Gave Me a Parking Ticket EVEN THOUGH I WAS PARKED IN THE RIGHT LOT

🔗 https://t.co/ByfeUv6pbn (by Adam Silver)

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York Hill Student Swept Away by Light Breeze

🔗 https://t.co/KTQjAB1n3c (by Ryan Ziaks)

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Black Bear on Campus Selling Tickets to a Different Fake Comedy Show

🔗 https://t.co/5NkL9hijPd (via Grace Parisi)

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Quinnipiac Construction Workers Accidentally Unleash The Lorax

🔗 https://t.co/S67UxEyk4U (by Adam Silver)

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Student Pretends to be Deaf to Avoid Hearing About Roommate's Day

🔗 https://t.co/n6G0HFh4r6 (via Adam Silver)

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Opinion: Whitney Village Doesn't Exist

🔗 https://t.co/vF4QLhjXq0 (via @CaseyNedelka)

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The Set of Demonic Rituals You Need To Do To Get Your Packages Back

🔗 https://t.co/TyOglHdMZU (via Adam Silver)

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Student Imagines Entire Life With Classmate, Will Not Talk to Her the Entire Semester

🔗 https://t.co/dswrTLYeyE (via Adam Silver)

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Are Quinnipiac Shuttle Operators Quiet Quitting?

🔗 https://t.co/GN1kTOMgGK (via Ryan Ziaks)

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The plot of the first @qubarnacle meeting of the year without context (SPOILER ALERT)

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@keithmsavage @CaseyNedelka @nick_boyd04 @keithmsavage you should get bone shortening surgery instead

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Classmate Definitely Got Bone Lengthening Surgery Over Summer

🔗 https://t.co/G2HgGzJ7xv (via @CaseyNedelka)

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BREAKING: Quinnipiac University introduces new “Driving 101” course.

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Local Filmbro Has Existential Crisis: “Am I Kenough?”

🔗 https://t.co/jUVBXrs32K (via @caseynedelka)