If you have a dog, you have a 98% chance of getting my attention immediately. The only way this won’t work immediately is because I’m petting another dog, but I will notice your dog no matter what.
idea: colleges should run on-campus animal shelters where students can check out dogs like library books but for walks and to play. the dogs will have thousands of people who love them (and might adopt them after graduating) plus students are happier. it’s flawless
Bought another mouse today for the snake. The people at Petco are on to me. I got the final laugh by telling the cash register girl I named all the mice I bought after dead avengers.