queb

pathetically inexperienced ethical manfailure of 23 - tastes like: expired strawberry Gogurt

[Earclacks @Earclacks]

Club 🏏 VS 📔 Grimoire

[Lark @king_of_limb]

the lettuce diarrhea disease made me forcibly expel the gnome who's been, apparently, ratatouilling me for the better part of four years from my large intestine. I seemingly can no longer ride a bike, play the piano, or make love to my wife without sobbing

[Elias @swag_messiah67]

Insane

[soap of the day @soapotd]

Although I do no nefarious deeds, I consider myself irredeemably evil.

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[queb @quebstionable]

@angryoldchud @PlaySoulframe if its the stag quest and you dont know where to go, gotta click the sparrow icon in your journal to track that specific quest cause it auto-tracks a different one

and there is sprint toggle, in Accessibility settings

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

the party: we’re almost out of gold…how are we going to afford a night’s rest in the tavern?

the party’s adopted kobold companion who saw a pole dancer once:

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup, Chicken Flavor Instant Noodles, 3 oz, 2880 Count Pallet is $928 at Walmart (save $512) https://t.co/eFsLdrSpxJ #ad

[ari runeys☾ @serizah]

this is my favourite ffxiv clip in the world. i have it saved so i can show anyone it at any time. it makes me lose my mind every time i see it

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

nigga named boner gay

[seraph @spacerunaway_]

beautiful constant with most ff14 cryptid sightings posts is how they're almost always running in the opposite direction from the camera like a duende or something it's so fuckin funny

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[Koza @Koza_The_Goat]

Average experience of sleeping in #casualtiesunknown