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@jarvis_best The assisted living facility my dad lives in just sent my sister an email this week that if he gets his penis stuck in the toaster again they are going to kick him out. Dad was always a Biden supporter.

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@lynssss3125 Nice try, Fed.

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@jarvis_best I just picked up a nickel plated pussy bumper I’ve had my eye on, it was 25% off on Amazon.

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@BowTiedYukon You know the robster craws are fantastic.

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@BowTiedYukon This is why I take Halo and mushrooms before my kids tournaments.

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@ben_bagelbites @braxton_mccoy I grew up dry fly fishing on the North Branch of the Ausable River in Northern Michigan and the 3w was the go to rod, you can make thousands of casts without killing your shoulder and nothing like hooking a 16 inch brown on a size 18 or 20.

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@ben_bagelbites @braxton_mccoy Awesome, love it.

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@BowTiedYukon That’s a far cry from my grandfather’s Haitian caregiver who stole his watches and wedding ring.

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@Babygravy9 In this house he’s an American hero and a patriot.

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@3YearLetterman Can you imagine being so poor, you have to buy gas by the liter and not by the gallon.

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@3YearLetterman My kids are 12 and they all ready have their own cars.

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@AntiDoc As long as he’s also taking 12000 FUs of Nattokinase daily I don’t have a problem with it.

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@downi75 Yes, but it only works if you add 150 to 200mg of Testosterone weekly.

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@_willcompton Say what you want about Ray Lewis but he’s stayed edgy, pointed and he’s out here carving out legends. Never let someone stab your dreams. Every day, you gotta stab at improvement. Every moment, you gotta slice through the doubt. Hell yeah.

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@Richard_Harambe Where did the other 2 inches come from?

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@AntiDoc I sent my brother in law a bunch of Greg’s posts yesterday and I got this response this morning.

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@christopherrufo @douglassmackey Back in 2014 though 2016 I underwrote mortgages for a wholesale client out of CA and almost 50% of the mortgages had a borrower receiving IHSS income from the state of California.

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@MarcLobliner Does it have Superdrol in it?