dez

i talk about my bowel movements a lot

[dez @queefmaster447]

TOY CHICA AND FREDDY PULLING UP ON HALLOWEEN YESSSYESYES

[dez @queefmaster447]

We leave tomorrow and have so much fun and then phoebe bridgers!!!!!!

[dez @queefmaster447]

@neeysacruz Rye forgot to inform me he was picking smt up but he was supposed to come later that night not at 8am

[dez @queefmaster447]

I just woke up to a random man in the apartment that was sent by marcella and im not a fan, woke up in sheer terror to him talking to the dog

[dez @queefmaster447]

Rosé makes me really gassy the next day

[dez @queefmaster447]

They dont make enough Garfield merch its truly distressing

[seth @kappyland]

Working retail is awesome because you’ll say “hi welcome in” to people and they’ll look at you like you just slaughtered their whole family

[🫪min🪱 @user39278]

the inevitable alcohol poisoning that will happen on halloweekend is calling my name

[dez @queefmaster447]

Im shitting and someone pissing up a STORM next to me literal powerwasher

[dez @queefmaster447]

I have a confession.. i was the only one swiping up on my sendits id just reply to myself throughout the day so it seemed like people actually wanted to talk to me #euthanizeme

[dez @queefmaster447]

6 days until Phoebe concert RAAAHHHHHHH

[dez @queefmaster447]

1 more week until i see phoebe bridgers im SO EXCITEDDD

[dez @queefmaster447]

Incredibly anxious for no reason #gonnathrowup

[dez @queefmaster447]

First day of Zoloft #diagnosed

[dez @queefmaster447]

I love my chud life

[dez @queefmaster447]

@g4bbbbyb YES FOUR GAMES IN A ROW 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛

[dez @queefmaster447]

Day deinking on a wednesdat playing cod!!!!

[dez @queefmaster447]

@Bunny_ngl No becayse what gives middle aged men the audacoty

[dez @queefmaster447]

They had both the emos eating cat food at work yall just too lame

[dez @queefmaster447]

This mask makes me feel like hopping on discord and getting groomed #2020