jordan

i love jack harlow n women

[jordan @queefmonsterr]

i feel like i’m in a t.v show but i have the eyes of the screen

[jordan @queefmonsterr]

@brooklynjadew had a facebook at 9 if ur wondering what’s wrong w her

[Noor✰ @itsdaaboi2]

“it's up to you” please don’t stress me out like this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” can you build a house fuck you

[jynx @jynxbby]

“yeah no” is my fav combo fr

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

how do you text "okay" but in the rudest way possible

[$ @thankskhari]

thug beat rico. this is american history

[jynx @jynxbby]

men be calling us delusional but have y’all ever seen how far a man will take a lie??? shit be diabolical asf

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

The day I wake up and open tiktok and it’s banned i’m punching the first person I see

[໊ @wynrosei]

ruins my mood when i say “girl” to a guy and he says “i’m not a girl” like damn babygirl relax

[glocc @gloccz8v]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[madisonjanaee . @dadiimadii]

Before i go to chipotle in this costume tomorrow are y’all sure these bowls are $6 ????!!!!

[Top chad @0xtopchad]

i like direct deposit.

[MONALEO 🎀 @themonaleo]

today i choose gratitude! I may not be where i want to be (that’s ok) but i surely am further than where i used to be . For that i am grateful!

[jynx @jynxbby]

that’s not my girl bestie that’s my platonic wife

[m :) @vuse_lover]

i’m taking showers at temperatures that you can’t even comprehend

[໊ @wynrosei]

girl whatever you’re going through right now as long as you’re not pregnant you’ll be fine