Friday, June 2nd! It’s not LLL without a little Mitch Jones in the mix! He’ll be joined by Patrick Scott and Sam Sisson to keep you laughing between matches. Get your tickets today at https://t.co/Yw6kVzqTJ7
For everyone upset about CDCs new asymptomatic/5 day isolation policy because they don’t feel it’s actually safe to return to work, my scientific recommendation is to LIE.
Young guys will say stuff like “I’ll blow your back out” as if that’s something special.
Honey, I’m in my 30s. Sneezing blows my back out. You wanna impress me? Blow my back IN. Forget karma sutra—I want lumbar support.