Madison

alt account. Aggressively trying to entertain myself. Sir, this is satire. Honk honk you like that baby?
It's Maybe Sexy Right Now? coming Fall 2024

[Madison @queeftiger]

I offered a man a nude today and he said no thanks

[Madison @queeftiger]

@OminousHallways I need to ask you a question, would you follow me back so I can DM?

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree

[Madison @queeftiger]

I am not saying that you have to listen to a 12 hour Spotify playlist before I will go out with you but it would sure help

[Madison @queeftiger]

I still wish you would reach out to me. Every single day.

[Madison @queeftiger]

I am so lonely.

[Madison @queeftiger]

Instead of a mattress, you should buy this picture of my feet I just took under my desk at work. You know, to celebrate President's Day.

[Madison @queeftiger]

I will show you my freshly pedicured feet for $5

[Madison @queeftiger]

I haven't talked to you all year and it's killing me

[Madison @queeftiger]

Imagine if you banged Santa for the gifts and he was worse than your boyfriend at giving them

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My TB (Twitter bestie) owns this amazing female-centric co-working space and you can contribute to one of her programs to give women free/discounted access to an office space:
https://t.co/0ZPeym48MI

[name cannot be blank @toomanycommas3]

On this Cyber Monday, I'm encouraging y'all to stop being such capitalists and consider some of the following instead of the typical inside the box shopping
🧵

[Madison @queeftiger]

@nova_Corpse @ChiquitaLoMita That account is blocked and can't even see my media, this is ridiculous

[Madison @queeftiger]

I have a challenge for you, first one to make me cum wins. A few of you have tried and failed. Do me (proud)

[Madison @queeftiger]

@nova_Corpse Thank you

[Madison @queeftiger]

Last year's birthday was amazing. This one wasn't.

[Madison @queeftiger]

Even if I were just a piece of ass, I would be worthy of so much more than you offer