Ambs 🖤

I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else. I (un)follow back

[Ambs 🖤 @queen__ambs]

Single I guess

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My goals in life are
1. Be skinny
2. Smoke as much weed as snoop
3. Eat pizza every day

[Ambs 🖤 @queen__ambs]

*hits blunt* aren't overalls also male rompers?

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I'm too high for work rn

[Ambs 🖤 @queen__ambs]

Looking for a new job. Who's hiring

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Good news no tiny people yet!!!

[Ambs 🖤 @queen__ambs]

The thought that I'm possibly creating a tiny person makes me tired and sick and really fucking bipolar

[Ambs 🖤 @queen__ambs]

I'm pissed off at my moms

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Scariest thing about your room being next to your in laws? Hearing them have sex 😐

[Ambs 🖤 @queen__ambs]

Had s dream someone threw a bomb into mcdonalds... I don't know what tf is wrong with me

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As soon as I was getting to like mer dating again @shondarhimes pulls this stunt #greysonaplane

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@BeautyPostss Yayyyy

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Period is two days late. I'm nauseous. I'm tired. Seriously considering taking an HPT

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@BeautyPostss Meeeeee