Abby Irwin

Humans piss me off...

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@meow_mix24 you know they have doctors for that. Head doctors. You need one.

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@meow_mix24 Who are you kidding? If we wiki'ed "scaredy cat" there would be a pic of you clinging to his shirt for dear life. Wuss.

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Being carried down 10 flights of stairs, shivering in the cold while firefighters put out the flames...not my idea of a good time.

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I was a ballet dancer in my previous life...watch me bend, twist & extend my leg like so...lick lick lick... jealous much?

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"Mom! Mom! Mom! Mama! Mama! Mama! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma!" - "WHAT?"- "Can I have some?"- this is how the kitchen routine plays out

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The cereal box all over the floor was Austin... just throwing that out there.

...we might have missed you. A little, not a lot. OK, a lot.

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Got all excited when I heard that "Tiger was hunting birdies"... needless to say I was greatly misinformed as to what we were watching.

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Austin probably pioneered Earth Hour. His bulb was dim from the start. Side note: The bird convention outside the window resembles a buffet.

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I'm the cutest cat alive... anyone who disagrees will feel my wrath.

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I think the cat from "Bolt" was loosely based on my life. And I think the dog was based on Austin, cuz he has no concept of reality either.

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Perhaps if I stare at them long enough they'll leave for the day... or better yet... maybe they'll fall down a hole.