nothing like a good prison riot to get sri lankans' genetically hardwired bootlicking OUT into the open smdh the police could come n literally torture your parents in front of you and y'all would be asking them exactly how much spit to put on their shoes then their cocks
was getting lunch from this buth kade in kirulapone and i swear to god they wrapped the rice in not one but three whole lunch sheets i was like damn ma is it that serious do i look like i have a microplastic deficiency?!?!?
The litmus test of true & deep friendship is not whether someone shows up in times of crisis……really, it’s who’s there during times of total mid. To survive work and tiredness and monotony and still choose your company
always such a nostalgic rush taking a bus past the nugegoda tuition class bazaar - seeing the little malli and nangi babas milling about with alternately overconfident, anxious & flirtatious energy, with absolutely zero clue about how to give each other pleasure. aaah to go back!
the sangha and all the proud warriors of buddhism when they see buddhist monks smuggling drugs, sexually abusing samaneras, beating people up, getting high off their faces, stealing money, sexually assaulting disciples etc. etc:
Blok & Dino’s video is promoting some Ritzbury product, and the comments are full of people calling it “good chocolate” when it literally says choco. Crazy how massive marketing budgets can convince people to accept low quality fake products without even noticing the difference.
people not following proper etiquette at the buffet buth kadeys, not following the simple rice parippu vege curries meat curries & accoutrements route and crashing into others ahead of and behind you, look ahead and plan accordingly greedy piglets!
my family has imprisoned me in a hut out back to make hundreds of kokis since i possess the supernatural ability to make the perfect kokis & they are all lazy bitches but i will have my revenge when i scull half the halmilla bottle ive been saving right before the avrudu nakatha