QueenBeetus

Boy Mom 👶🏻 | Wife 💍 | Aspiring Yogi 🧘🏽‍♀️| Dreamer ✨

[QueenBeetus @queen_beetus]

@DraMatticDad OH MY GOSH! 🥰🥰🥰

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@DraMatticDad We going to stay that late!?

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@klinkshammer @DraMatticDad 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

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@DraMatticDad 😳😳😳

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@DraMatticDad Wait, are you being serious?

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@DraMatticDad 😘😘😘

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@DraMatticDad We certainly could!

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@DraMatticDad Rude.

[Ben Leber @nacholeber]

Life is just better with a tequila buzz

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@DraMatticDad 😔

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@Jordy2722 Jesus Christ! 😔

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@FreedomBird84 I have it, it’s fantastic so far!

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When your kid is pretending to make a snake talk and your only response is, “ oh! We speak parseltongue?!”

Harry Potter is life.

[QueenBeetus @queen_beetus]

@Jordy2722 @HelloFresh What did you do?

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I tried to teach Mav to say “I love you to the moon and back”. It’s evolved into him telling me “I love you all the way to the sun” and I’m honestly so in love with hearing him say it. 😭🥰

[QueenBeetus @queen_beetus]

Potty training is NOT for the faint of heart. Oof.

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@Cheddar1265 Per year?!

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@klinkshammer You replying to this made me happy to just know what the hell he was seeing during that scene 🤦🏽‍♀️