Queen of Side Eye

Winter Lamb

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@emilykmay Oh my god. Went to so much therapy about it! Together and separately! And it never got any better...

[mary @elaine_stritch]

clocking in for my shift at the idiot with huge boobs factory

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@PeteAscolese FROM YOUR LIPS PETE

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

thank god for big titty brunettes

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@trox_news I hope Whoopi chews him up and spits him out

[✨Hunter B✨(also on 💙☁️ & 📸) @hntrgurl13]

As a teacher, I’m literally not paid enough for this bullshit. TM was probably a dickhead student and now he’s a dickhead adult. Teachers do SO MUCH for their students and we get shit like this from people who think they’re better than us. Fuck you, man.

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@postproctorism I COULD NOT BE MORE JEALOUS

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

I love my parents so much

[Variety @Variety]

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have a rule about acting and marriage: They can never be apart from each other for more than two weeks.

“We spend a lot of time negotiating the logistics of our lives so that we simply stay married,” Offerman says. “We feel very lucky that we feel that way. After the first day or two, I think any couple would say, ‘Great, we could all use a breather.’ But then, in reality, you get to day three, and we just need to be together. So, when we get back together after two weeks, it’s a great relief. It’s coming out of the desert to a nice chug of water.”

https://t.co/OuCn4pFmye

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@trox_news But they're looking at me

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@trox_news Could be us

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

they're right

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[ٍ @naboudoir]

Nobody in this conversation has the level of understanding of anorexia necessary to discuss this meaningfully

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

Teacher on Summer break!!!! Look out!!!

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@falseroxy Happy birthday!!

[Queen of Side Eye @queen_side_eye]

@samlymatters I thought Obsession was a good entry in the "wish gone wrong" genre but something about the LIMINAL SPACES of it all really stuck with me from Backrooms

[ryan @mesculs]

daddy matt ended the young hoes