As a teacher, I’m literally not paid enough for this bullshit. TM was probably a dickhead student and now he’s a dickhead adult. Teachers do SO MUCH for their students and we get shit like this from people who think they’re better than us. Fuck you, man.
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have a rule about acting and marriage: They can never be apart from each other for more than two weeks.
“We spend a lot of time negotiating the logistics of our lives so that we simply stay married,” Offerman says. “We feel very lucky that we feel that way. After the first day or two, I think any couple would say, ‘Great, we could all use a breather.’ But then, in reality, you get to day three, and we just need to be together. So, when we get back together after two weeks, it’s a great relief. It’s coming out of the desert to a nice chug of water.”
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In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money
Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine
@samlymatters I thought Obsession was a good entry in the "wish gone wrong" genre but something about the LIMINAL SPACES of it all really stuck with me from Backrooms