queenalisha

comedian, podcaster, super genius

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@jeremywchase The kiss heard ‘round the world

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I feel like most of parenting is just shouting the time at people

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Football is back. The Queen is dead. What a day for America.

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Huh. Apparently Mikhail Gorbachev wasn’t as already dead as I thought.

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@jeremywchase I have never laughed harder in my life. #hodl

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@jeremywchase @CraterLakeNPS I love this journey for you

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@jeremywchase @CraterLakeNPS #SummerVacation

[Idaho Democratic Party @IdahoDems]

Keynote speaker Alisha Donahue is ready to go! #idpol #FBCG2020

[Jynx Jenkins @JynxRox]

Hey all! The brand new OverBooked podcast just released Ep. 3: Stay Sexy & Don’t Get Murdered and we’re super excited about it! Check it out at https://t.co/xZHoj2XI6J and find us on fb! #overbooked #SSDGMbook #SSDGM

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My brûlée brings all the boys to Maillard.

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"If the earth is supposed to be 2,017 years old then how come there's only 52 Super Bowls? #fakenews "
-every internet commenter ever

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@SICKOFWOLVES Listen to @Am_I_Shouting. It's all of those things.

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THEY NEVER LEARNED TO READ!

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Scene: man screams at woman he's going to shoot her in the fucking head. SHE gets arrested and he walks. Trump's America. True story.

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Waiting to cross I heard a Mother tell her little girl to wait for the white man to tell them it was safe NOT TODAY, WHITE MAN. #CarpePussy

[Idaho Laugh Fest @IdahoLaughFest]

Early bird sales are almost over for our headliner @fortunefunny! Grab yours today #Boise https://t.co/HhvXmpFwtz

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One more chance to audition for #BFP2016 tonight from 7-10 at @Liquidboise

[BoisesFunniestPerson @BoisesFunniest]

Auditions start for #BFP2016 start this Saturday! 2-6pm at liquid laughs. Come try your hand at stand- up for your chance to win $1,000!

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Pretty good sunset tonight but I didn't take a picture, so you probably don't know about it.

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just drove by a school bus full of kids singing "Livin' on a Prayer". Things are looking up for the future of this country, you guys.