Shiru

Part time model.
The only person on Twitter who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
Twitter virgin. Controversial by nature. Grammar nazi. Mommy.

[MissKananu @misskananu]

Excuse me. Social media is for people pretending to be happy. If you can't follow suit, leave.
Sincerely,
Reality.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@sunnysunwords I read 103 books last year. This feels like I'm digressing. 😕

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

Ok. Guise. I need recommendations for my wedding play list. Coz if I have to listen to Sura Yako at another wedding I will hang myself.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@ValNgugi

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@VinieO @KawaNicks @dnkariuki There is no way that's even worth it. 8k KES ok. 8k USD? #Lanes
But if I had the money, I'd still think twice.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@KawaNicks @VinieO @dnkariuki 8000 USD A NIGHT???

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

*sauce not sause. https://t.co/kLyk8KRMRg

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

13 shows you need to binge-watch in 2017 📺🙏 https://t.co/DXgSfDvi9a

[BuzzFeed UK @BuzzFeedUK]

back to work

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

My life is exhausting. And it's not even wine o'clock.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@ValNgugi There was some (allegedly) super reliable service my cousin used. Lemme try get you a contact.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@Maximilus Granted she sounds super adorable. But I remember being thoroughly disturbed by her lashes in their wedding video.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@Maximilus Minaj or Sheila Mwanyiga?

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@ValNgugi You or me? I've so far sent 2000 in a span of 3 days for her to come back from shags and I have not even seen her. Smh.

[Beyond The Bump @DialADiaperKE]

A few things we've learnt about pregnancy and life (thread).

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Scripture tells us: Let us not grow weary in doing good, for in due season, we shall reap, if we do not lose heart.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

Then they're like but why aren't you available? Si you're your own boss? https://t.co/RvbDACfMIz

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

Did anyone take screenshots of @Sab__g's tweets? We must share this. Her account no longer exists

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@rupukenya like so.

[Shiru @QueenB_shiru]

@Nkirdizzle Yani. Then my boss just had chinese delivered to his office. This is why people kill.