Queen Boof

active practicer of realism 💯

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Can someone let me know what 5% cash back means

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I’m so lazy that I get pissed off when I have to type my whole email or phone #

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No one talks about how June ugly is a thing. Like the first time in a bathing suit when ur so mf pale is so bad

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No cuz who decided red light was gonna start an evolution

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The ultimate optical illusion is walking up or down an escalator that is broken

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Every single time I eat carrots I get the hiccups. Is this normal ?

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One of those days where my AirPods keep feeling like they are gonna fall out my ears

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The way I walk and others walk in a museum is so different like I’m taking an extra second for my heel then toe

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Imagine alcohol was free #iwannabeabillionaresofreakinbad #BrunoMarsTickets

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Why did a geico ad just get me in my feels. Like I grew up watching those commercials. I feel connected.

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Idk if it’s the ex locker room d3 in me but I rush whenever I am in the shower or bathroom out of respect for others.

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Nothings better then having two drinks then putting in the air pods and vibing volume on max

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I love when houses have outlets on the floor. It’s so hip

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I hate bars of soap. It’s so weird and gross. It’s like being molested by hands 24/7

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I get up and thank god everyday I don’t have diabetes

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Alix should have won DWTS don’t hit me up. #worstbirthdayever

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I will never get sick of Harry Potter. It never gets old.

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Didn’t realize till tn petting a dog is literally the equivalent to getting a back massage #mindblowm

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Orange Gatorade is so slept on

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I literally hate when boys say Charli D’Amelio is hot