✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™

Twitter rated G for Grown As Fucc

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

The only right answer is B

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

In N Out ALWAYS makes me sick

Just fucking threw up

Done with that shit forreal

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

Really miss my step child

*sheds real tears*

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

Anxiety through the roof rn

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

I've never had a helpful partner before
Someone who just sees and does

That's the kind of partner I am
That's the kind of partner I desire

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

Being in my bed feels like a great blessing right now

Dear God thank you for everything Big Dawg

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

Tacos

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

If someone offered you $1M to eat the same thing for 30 days straight, what would you eat?

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

Digestive enzymes work good af !

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

Love people enough to where it teaches them to soften their heart

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

After the devastating news I got this morning, it is definitely time for me to move out of California and live my life for myself

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

I really cannot stand people who are irresponsible, always losing shit, always breaking shit, always forgetting shit, always moving slow, always making excuses

Eww 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Crazy how fast people switch up.

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

I gotta get to one of these DJ set parties this summer

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

And white people wonder why we say FUCK THE POLICE

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

This cop said she had a phone in her right hand and SHE DONT A RIGHT HAND.

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

Omg ... this is real beauty right here

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Omg she is gorgeous ♥️😍😍

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Do what works for you, not your mama, not your daddy, not your friends. YOUU

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My dad retired at 59

I will not

He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund.

He bought his house at 28.
I can't touch a down payment at 30.
He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430.

At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money.
I nodded.

Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists.

Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted.

Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him.

Just passed the potatoes.

Make it make sense

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[✌🏾 Jessica Flame.™ @queencarmel]

God forbid she got a random leak or had a small emergency that caused her to be at Home Depot of all stores in her robe on a holiday. Minding your business and not assuming details about other people's lives is 100% free instead of judging like a moron

[Evans Wroten @Evans_Wroten]

Is it too much to ask anymore that people actually get dressed before coming to shop at Home Depot at 11AM on Memorial Day?