🌈Madelyne🌈

welcome to my brain, please enjoy your stay

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

@WooSox

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

@OU_WGymnastics @gkelite Put the cowboy hat on the leo you cowards

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

@saniyafatma1278

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

One talent that I’ve found I have is making up games to play with my cat. Classics include Bonk, Wormy in a Box, and Goalie (she’s really bad at Goalie). Today we’re playing Blanket Fort.

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

LinkedIn give me a useful notification challenge

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

don’t I know it

[aid🦉 @theblackestdae]

A certain gymnast’s cast handstands are kinda the greatest tragedy of all time

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

In a surprising turn of events, LinkedIn has the most relevant and highest amount of job postings at the moment

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

I love the little ak ak ak sound my kitten makes when she sees a bird

[maya | i wish this for you❤️✨ @tkecareofourown]

everyone saying they need wlw heated rivalry…where were y’all when my friends and i were in the trenches fighting for a league of their own😭

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The hardest part of being a liberal is conducting the War on Christmas. This year will be my 83rd tour forcing Christians to say "Happy Holidays" at gunpoint. I'm exhausted.

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

Okay fine! I got a cat and I get it now! I get why you call yourself their mother and they are your baby and you’d canceling plans because they fell asleep in your lap

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

@merestromb Might I recommend Boston

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I DON’T LOVE HOW YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERYDAY. IT GETS REAL OLD REAL FAST. IT’S A LABOR. FINDING FOOD BUYING FOOD PREPARING FOOD. EVERYDAY? WHY CAN’T I BE SOMETHING LIKE A CACTUS. EAT ONCE A MONTH. OR AT LEAST LIKE A CAT WITH A JAR OF KIBBLE. EVERYDAY IS KIBBLE.

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

Facebook: Want us to remember this device?
Me: Yeah, sure, that’d be great.
FB: *randomly logs out*
Me: *logs back in*
FB: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
FB: Want us to remember this device?

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

Had to make some adjustments to our office phones today and let me tell ya, those T9 skills came rushing RIGHT back

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

You see Lisa’s updates on Facebook? My Facebook feed is only random pages I don’t follow

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

BREAKING~ Lisa on Facebook is so super fucking excited that today is Friday…that she’ll be having a strawberry frozen margarita at Chilis after work.

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

I need the instagram algorithm to be smart enough to understand that I want to see gymnastics content but I do not want to see small children doing gymnastics on an account run by their parents content

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

Spent 3 days with IT running tests, uninstalling and deleting things, and installing updates for a lagging and freezing computer… folks, my mouse battery was dying.

[🌈Madelyne🌈 @queenhotdog2]

@masonmennenga Followed you a while back! You’re the only mutual I know of so far that’s moved 🦋