One talent that I’ve found I have is making up games to play with my cat. Classics include Bonk, Wormy in a Box, and Goalie (she’s really bad at Goalie). Today we’re playing Blanket Fort.
The hardest part of being a liberal is conducting the War on Christmas. This year will be my 83rd tour forcing Christians to say "Happy Holidays" at gunpoint. I'm exhausted.
Okay fine! I got a cat and I get it now! I get why you call yourself their mother and they are your baby and you’d canceling plans because they fell asleep in your lap
I DON’T LOVE HOW YOU HAVE TO EAT EVERYDAY. IT GETS REAL OLD REAL FAST. IT’S A LABOR. FINDING FOOD BUYING FOOD PREPARING FOOD. EVERYDAY? WHY CAN’T I BE SOMETHING LIKE A CACTUS. EAT ONCE A MONTH. OR AT LEAST LIKE A CAT WITH A JAR OF KIBBLE. EVERYDAY IS KIBBLE.
Facebook: Want us to remember this device?
Me: Yeah, sure, that’d be great.
FB: *randomly logs out*
Me: *logs back in*
FB: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GET INTO YOUR ACCOUNT!!!
FB: Want us to remember this device?
I need the instagram algorithm to be smart enough to understand that I want to see gymnastics content but I do not want to see small children doing gymnastics on an account run by their parents content
Spent 3 days with IT running tests, uninstalling and deleting things, and installing updates for a lagging and freezing computer… folks, my mouse battery was dying.