The queen is a lizard

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

Heard Of Skara Brae?

You should have as it changes history.

In 1850, a farmer discovered a hidden village.

Later, it was found to be older than the Great Pyramid of Egypt.

Archaeologists estimate that the village was home to about 100 people.

The village was known as "the Pompeii of Scotland," or Skara Brae. The houses were connected by tunnels, and each house was sealed off with a stone door.

An ancient site on a small island in the Atlantic Ocean, north of Scotland, remains shrouded in mystery to this day.

Overlooking Skyle Bay on the Mainland Island, the largest of the Orkney Islands in the North Sea, once stood the Neolithic settlement of Skara Brae.

According to archaeologists, this settlement consisted of about 10 houses and is believed to have been inhabited by ~3100 BC or perhaps a 1000 years or more earlier.

This represents what may become an even larger site spanning dozens of locations.

Now you know.

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

@piggybank_fi This little piggy went to the market and lost user assets gambling on blatant scam coins

[The queen is a lizard @Queenisalizard]

What a bunch of retards lol 🤡

[PiggyBank @piggybank_fi]

Dear Community,

- One month ago, PiggyBank got into a new position for $100k (~2% of the portfolio at the time), as part of the strategy’s scope of deploying into mid-cap basis trades.

- The strategy involved purchasing locked $LAB tokens at a significant discount through a Tier-1 OTC desk and hedging that exposure through perpetual shorts. During the holding period, $LAB experienced violent manipulation, including chaotic price movements on thin liquidity, and deeply negative funding rates.

- Maintaining the hedge became economically irrational and would have caused us to cross our risk thresholds. We therefore decided to close our short to cap the downside.

- In accounting terms, the total value of our $LAB locked position is $1.35m at current prices. However, due to the illiquid nature of this position, Piggybank is excluding it from the NAV until the first unlock on August 14. Even though this is an evolving situation that could still generate substantial returns, this is the fairest and most transparent way to let users manage their liquidity.

- Accordingly, today’s NAV will show a ~15% drawdown on the USDC vault, ~12% on SPYx and ~9% on JitoSOL.

- A detailed report will be published next week with next steps.

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

Defi protocol offering extra yield on tokenized stocks used users funds to buy $100K $LAB locked position (probably sold by the team) then hedged with a short and got liquidated (probably by the team) and now still has a locked LAB position

Lol, lmao even

[The queen is a lizard @Queenisalizard]

@playoffthegrid @Eastn7_ Another idiot who either doesn't know or choose to ignore on purpose the previous broken promises regarding the full game release and the mainnet migration that were supposed to happen in December 2025. Now supposedly they have it planned for 2026, then 2027 and so on...

[The queen is a lizard @Queenisalizard]

@Eastn7_ They have already lied on livestream, on Cryptostache's channel about the full game release and mainnet migration that were supposed to happen in December 2025. This is the same shit, just different persons spreading the lies and different persons being lied to. Fucking clowns 🤡

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

@PeterSchiff I am just waiting for your "Don't make the mistake" tweet. Then we will know the low is in.

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

India Simulator DLC - Expert Mode: Female Tourist Edition

- Three intense stages to survive
- Can you reach the airport in time?

[The queen is a lizard @Queenisalizard]

Call out the nigga, mate!

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

@CryptoHayes How much exit liquidity was created from your followers over the past couple days?

First NEAR HYPE ZEC
Now WLD

[MASTR @MastrXYZ]

This is probably the funniest political character arc on this app right now.

MAGA spent years using Hunter Biden as a punching bag, and now half of them are accidentally discovering empathy because he is answering them with more humour, honesty, and self-awareness than their own political heroes have shown in years.

Sobriety deserves respect. The trolling is just a bonus.

[The queen is a lizard @Queenisalizard]

@ereviewguide @GUNbyGUNZ Haven't noticed it, would have gladly replied. They promised live, in Cryptostache's stream, that they will release the full game by December 2025, do the full miannet migration by that time as well and they never delivered. Then they banned everyone who even mentioned it!

[Daniel @danielisdizzy]

December 24, 2025:

Tom Lee predicted that $ETH would hit $9K in the first months of 2026.

Then $20K.

At the time, $ETH was trading around ~$3K.

February 2026:

Tom Lee said $ETH had bottomed at $2,400.

June 2026:

$ETH price: $1,500

[₿ Isaiah ⚡️ @BitcoinIsaiah]

For 9 years Ethereum held the #2 spot.

It just lost it.

[The queen is a lizard @Queenisalizard]

@crypto_div Don't waste your money on this shit, mate.

[The queen is a lizard @Queenisalizard]

@chiknskull @playoffthegrid Don't worry about monitors and shit. They won't deliver, like they haven't delivered in December 2025. Everything they're promising was supposed to be ready and shipped in 2025

[Georgie Boy 👽 The Alien Boy @fockgeorgieboy]

The worst of our industry

[Ersin @Ersin0X]

This is exactly why tailgating is a bad idea🥲

[Alex B 👾 @bergealex4]

holy fucking shit ahahhahaha

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

ZCash infinite mint bug was live for 4 years, it could mint infinite untraceable tokens completely undetected, and was discovered by simply using Opus 4.8 on MAX and telling the clanker "Audit the orchard circuit for any bugs that could lead to inflation or double-spend attacks"