Kelso

sad girl trying to be bad instead. she/her

[graham starr @GrahamStarr]

William Shatner on his Blue Origin flight to space: "It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered." https://t.co/CI1WDV17oe

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

biden said who up and wanna match

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I don’t need ketamine therapy I need a walkable city and 20 hour workweek

[Kelso @queenkelso]

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[Kelso @queenkelso]

A true test of a relationship is trying to put your duvet cover back on the duvet together

[Kelso @queenkelso]

Whomst would like to send me a million dollars. I need to buy a house with a yard for my dog

[Karan Menon @TheKaranMenon]

The Omnicron variant is just another example of how COVID will be prolonged if rich nations and Big Pharma keep blocking vaccine distribution.

[Kelso @queenkelso]

Me reviving myself with their sprite and hash browns this morning

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Me drinking Hi C orange from McDonald's after a night of heavy drinking

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

macbook pro: i am the sleekest most versatile laptop computing platform. my user experience is unparalleled. i am so fast and powerful. nothing can top me.

me: cool can you play a video file

macbook pro: oh god i’m so hot i’m fucking dying i am going to die hjelp mme

[Kelso @queenkelso]

@WittmersMorgan Noooooo :///

[Kelso @queenkelso]

hmmm https://t.co/wsdv6BMAif

[Ashish K. Jha @ashishkjha]

Fundamentally, the question was:

Can a place with 75-80% immunity manage a mass gathering with no masking, distancing and very few vaccinated folks?

Well, the data are in

And its not good for SD -- or any of us

In just 2 weeks?

Infection numbers have shot up nearly 600%

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[Kelso @queenkelso]

My aunt just called my boyfriend my ex boyfriends name twice in five minutes lmfaoooo

[mr. pull them toes out @inwardsinparis]

the right sweet potato fries will ALWAYS be better than regular

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

too many people think giving police more money will stop them from killing people (it won’t) but giving people material aid won’t help them (it will)

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