kb

a real down to Mars girl

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

check the glovebox, u stocked?

[kb @queenkorii]

every American has an Uncle Dave (and he barbecues)

[kb @queenkorii]

i want my dirty martini to look like the bartender threw up in it

[kb @queenkorii]

couldn't help but notice u got bangs..sending my condolences about the breakup

[kb @queenkorii]

if you post your be real on your insta story im gonna assume you lacked parental validation as a child (and that's okay)

[LN @abernothing]

staying out of my own business for a bit. I don’t need to know all that

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Jessica McMaster @JessMcMasterKC]

It’s worth repeating. A mom drove there. Got handcuffed. Got out of handcuffs. Hopped a fence. Went inside the school and walked out with her two kids. All while 19 officers waited outside the classroom where the gunman was. #UvaldePolice #Uvalde

[🕳 @barfpit]

ur honor, i zoned out what

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

The San Francisco accent is so weird—I’ve never understood why “I don’t want to go to that” is pronounced “yeah, I might be down.”

[kb @queenkorii]

@MetaKellysNFT @WebThreeLabs @Sarahtonin_NT @alex_crum98 @tompetty3000

[kb @queenkorii]

@MetaKellysNFT @WebThreeLabs @tompetty3000 @alex_crum98 @Sarahtonin_NT

[kb @queenkorii]

@John_slade_ @DONDA_DAO 🖤🖤🖤

[Chavi ❣️ @ChaviStHill]

You can still be mysterious after over sharing cause in that moment everyone is thinking “why would she say that”

[kb @queenkorii]

had a friend who used to make random phrases id say their insta bio (w out telling me) i had to call them out twice like bestie this is copyright infringement

[A @gwynthpssycndls]

Trauma dumping is never okay unless you are emailing a teacher then go ahead

[trash jones @jzux]

drinking my little daytime anxious drink (coffee) until it’s appropriate to start drinking my little nighttime sad drink (alcohol)

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

"all I had to eat today was an asbestos ceiling tile"

[kb @queenkorii]

the girl scout law is the highest governing authority