Martha

Time to be a boss ass bitch again ❤️ Focusing on myself this year ✌🏻

[Martha @queenmurph]

I tweet my feelings #sorrynotsorry

[Martha @queenmurph]

Somehow got myself and the toddler ready way early 😅🙌

[Martha @queenmurph]

Just realized this man done stole my bonnet and I don’t think I’ll ever get it back, didn’t even trade me a hoodie for it or anything 😩

[Martha @queenmurph]

You obviously don’t care about me and idk why I care about you so much still

[Martha @queenmurph]

So glad I have self control 😩

[Martha @queenmurph]

You know you have little kids when you’re walking around randomly singing the apples and bananas song

[Martha @queenmurph]

I love that my child loves me so much she tells her dad she wants to go home 😂😂

[Martha @queenmurph]

The truth is always upsetting when you choose to live a lie 👀

[Martha @queenmurph]

Sometimes you just gotta relive your childhood by eating junk while watching one of your favorite movies with your toddler 🥰

[Martha @queenmurph]

Not even gonna lie, I hope you’re as broken as I was ✌🏻✌🏻

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[Martha @queenmurph]

Honestly admire how good of a dad this man can be

[Martha @queenmurph]

I’m honestly so mad rn

[Martha @queenmurph]

Entering my grandma era

[Martha @queenmurph]

I know my brain is fried rn 🙃

[Martha @queenmurph]

Why am I like this 🤦🏼‍♀️

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

actually flawless character design

[Martha @queenmurph]

Happy sperm donor day to my bd 🙄 thanks for allowing me be mom and dad ✌🏻