maya

vilifying england (she/they)

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there is literally nothing that can be done when you are sleepy. there is no known treatment or cure

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Omg Girl You’re so Sexy You should get some Bloodwork Done

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it always feels like i'm bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh don't you worry, I will be dealt with. My day is coming

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

It’s too hot to have big boobs rn

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I have a lot of developing philosophies about what I’m romantically capable of this summer

[kd @kdlovrr]

stop texting me i died sorry

[amanda @jailedamanda]

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Soccer I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty sweaty ruined one

[sara @snugtf]

[unwashed hair voice] i’m unlovable

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[洛兰 @justacoverband]

Its crazy that there are just semi-regular race riots in the UK now

[iestyn 🇵🇸 @girls0nthebeach]

english person calling northern ireland a horrible place: