emma

[emma @queenofjesting]

Do you think they have a designated survivor during award shows and who is it

[emma @queenofjesting]

@USEmbassyFrance stop sitting on your hands and fix your website to make Visa appointments, this is ridiculous does anyone work there

[emma @queenofjesting]

I just want to live in a world where people are proud to have candy in their homes and don’t hide it away in the hardest to reach places

[emma @queenofjesting]

Like yes it was adorable

[emma @queenofjesting]

My mom just goes “was dad and my Halloween present cute” and it was a Venmo

[emma @queenofjesting]

I hate when my parents are on do not disturb, like who else is going to care about how much I saved with my coupons

[emma @queenofjesting]

Pardon my French

[emma @queenofjesting]

The uti to yeast infection pipeline is one of the cruelest gifts of modern medicine

[emma @queenofjesting]

When apple invented the .5 lens they had no idea how much power they were giving real estate brokers

[emma @queenofjesting]

I’m obsessed with Mykonos why is everyone’s card getting declined here

[emma @queenofjesting]

In French you have the word “baisser” which means to lower and you have the work “baiser” which means to fuck, and ultimately I did not tell my students to lower their pencils today…

[emma @queenofjesting]

Grandma just told me i look like her

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Teardrops on my Qatar

[emma @queenofjesting]

Getting my clothes dry cleaned is actually my guilty pleasure

[emma @queenofjesting]

No emoji of someone crossing their legs bc they really have to pee :(

[emma @queenofjesting]

Me for an apartment in Paris rn

[emma @queenofjesting]

@oliviacobaker Explain

[emma @queenofjesting]

@dyaniuhl This one was my favorite reaction to your mustache

[emma @queenofjesting]

@dyaniuhl And Matt Dillon

[emma @queenofjesting]

@dyaniuhl Also Marc Anthony