Cindy Leon

whatever sprinkles your donut

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

Why did I love Vegas so much

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

If you have more than one child all i wanna say is Fuk ALL end of the school year shit

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

My son just drank out of a hose. I’m so proud.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

Amen 😂

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

“Chase your talent, not your dreams.”🤯 THANK YOU @ReeseW

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

@elonmusk hi. We are holding a meeting for our town soccer club and we are wondering if Tesla is down to donate uniforms for our team…😬? Kids are 7-8 year olds and they is beasttttt players

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

@_sitaa_ LOVE that 😭😭

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

I am not normal 😅

[𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐌Ⓐ𝐞𝐯𝐞𖤓𝐎𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐦 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 @OpossumWarfare]

I’m clearly easily amused today.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

My laundry hamper is full again

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

😭😭😭😭

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

You really had to be there... 🥹

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

I stopped taking advice from childless people.

Fitness. Productivity. Life advice. All of it.

And here's why:

It's not that they're wrong. It's that they're playing a completely different game.

Taking life advice from someone without kids is like getting marriage tips from a guy who's "really good at first dates."

Cool, bro. But you've never had to initiate the tough conversation and own your mistake just to keep the peace.

We're not in the same sport.

We've all seen some 25-year-old fitness influencer with non-negotiable 5am routine.

Wake up. Meditate. Journal. Cold plunge. 45-minute lift.

Sounds beautiful. You know what woke ME up at 5am last Tuesday?

A 3-year-old standing 3 inches from my face whispering, "Daddy, I frowed up."

There's no cold plunge for that. Just reality.

These people have optimized their lives around ONE variable: themselves.

I'm optimizing for:

→ A marriage that still thriving after 10 years
→ Kids who actually want to be around me
→ A career that provides for my family
→ A body that lets me keep up with all of it

That's a completely different goal and it requires a different formula.

Real discipline isn't waking up at 5am when your apartment is silent and your only responsibility is a houseplant.

It's a 10pm workout after the kids went to bed because your morning blew up showing up for your family when they needed you.

That's the game I'm playing.

Childless advice isn't just impractical. It's unrelatable.

Their goal: optimize for SELF.
My goal: optimize for FAMILY.

It's like a vegan telling me how to grill a steak.

You might technically know the steps. But I don't trust you with the tongs.

The best advice I've ever gotten came from parents in the trenches.

They don't talk about "optimizing morning routines."

They talk about:
• 20 push-ups while your kid eats breakfast
• Walking with your wife after dinner because it's the only time you'll get together
• Meal prepping Sunday because Tuesday night is a warzone

THAT'S advice that actually works.

So no, I'm not taking health advice from someone whose biggest inconvenience is their supplement stack being shipped late.

I want the guy who's been elbow-deep in a diaper blowout and STILL hitting their goals.

That's the guy who I'm listening to.

Find your people. Take their advice. Ignore the rest.

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

If you ever need a badass song to go to war with your kids play room https://t.co/awiQQYVw8z

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

Then it’s comical when they yell out that they don’t have clean socks

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

I love finding scrunched up socks ALL around the house it’s like a fun surprise to find when I’m cleaning, it’s like a little token from my kids to remind me that they love me

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

!!!!

[Salvadoran Pride @SalvadoranPride]

Starbucks transformed a 100-year-old building in San Salvador into one of the most beautiful stores they’ve ever opened. 🇸🇻☕️

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

See? Is this so hard husbands?

[De Christian Life @DeChristianLife]

A perfect husband does not exi..

[Cindy Leon @queenofleon10]

If i find another sock on the floor, on the table, in the cup holder, inside the couch, on the stairs i. Am. Going. To. Lose. My. Shit.