Minnie Maass❤

Violet, blue, green, red... To keep me out... I win✨

[Minnie Maass❤ @queenroro_24]

♥️My husband's wife♥️

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[Just Some Canuck @justsomecanuk]

I would rather a father take his girls into the women's room and hold my piss for a few minutes than those girls be exposed to men in the men's room

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I come on twitter to scroll,nod and retweet everything 😂🫶🏼

[☔ @Whotfismick]

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

i love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing😂😂😂

[— don @dracosrevenge]

i’ll never understand why people look down on UNISA qualifications. that person literally had to teach themselves, stay disciplined, figure things out alone — and still managed to graduate. if anything, that takes more grit than most

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how i act how i feel

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

I remember back in matric when they said companies will be fighting for us.🫩

[Mo🧚🏼 @Pearlyi_n_]

Bafazi y’all remember her?

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

“Deodorant getting kinda pricey”

Steal it if you have to, Pleaseee

[Rene🧚🫧 @sheisafairyyy]

Half the time I retweet someone’s tweet, it’s just me acknowledging that they perfectly expressed a thought I was already carrying 😭

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

This new generation don’t know anything about this! 😭🔥

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

them: “you seem like a quiet person”

me when i’m by myself:

[📖🎧 @inkandseerah]

everytime a book gets adapted into a movie, they start using the movie poster as the book cover and it's honestly the ugliest thing in the world