Queens Of Disaster

A comedic TV show about the trials of modern dating and college life.

[New York Times Video @nytvideo]

Viola Davis: "I became an artist, and thank God I did, because we are the only profession that celebrates what it means to live life."

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

Every time La La Land wins I will take a shot #oscars

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

Her voice sounds like she's choking on a cock #idealcompliment

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

Every time I try and contour it looks like I motor boated Cheetos ... #flawless #beautiful #cheetoface

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Donuts are gay bagels.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Wifi at my uncle's funeral is a fucking joke.

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

I'm so fucking hungry I could eat this tampon in my purse

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

Is it bad that I have never loved a man as much as I love vanilla cake #LoveHasNoLabels

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

Ugh why do people care about sex that much. You are literally just putting a banana in a grapefruit. #fruit #sex #why

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

When your date eats sushi off of the floor... #fridayfeeling #dating

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

Rainy days make me want to stay inside and get fucked hard

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

You both look great. I look like I just got barfed on. -Laurel

[NPR @NPR]

If America's No.1, Who's No. 2? European Nations Compete For The, Uh, Honor https://t.co/iTVR4dqcNn

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

I can't tell if I'm really turned on or if I just need to pee... #mondaymorning

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

@ARichardMalcolm we are in the selling stages still, but I'm glad you appreciate the candor

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

@ARichardMalcolm those would seem to be the only options

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

If you're an alcoholic I feel like the respectable thing is to tell the group before you go out #Fridaynight

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

It's Friday night and all I've done is masturbate. #FridayFeeling #impopular

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

Who do I have to fuck to get a parking spot in LA #fridayfeeling #LA #parkinghell

[Queens Of Disaster @queens_disaster]

This woman's voice beside me is making my brain bleed #stoptalking #please