jordana

imma run it up regardless

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Rappers used to be fine enough to hang posters of them on your wall.

Now they look like the monsters under the bed.

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[aircraftcabin @aircraftcabin]

Miami?? You mean Latina Israel?

[Jen 💞 @whtvrjen]

the knicks won a championship and it stopped raining on the weekends in nyc

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

America is fighting for its life meanwhile New York City is living in Zohran Mamdani's Disney Channel Movie.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Having trouble brainstorming and want to use AI? Talk to your friend with adhd. We have so many ideas and never drink water.

[jordana @queensqlassic]

the real gag is that I would be never refer to me myself as a “New Yorker.” Bitxh I’m FROM HERE.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

never met a crackhead that wasnt funny

[Meg @heirmeg]

talking bout some new york or nowhere bitch my pops raised me on MODELLS

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Happy pride month!

[jordana @queensqlassic]

What’s it called when you can afford to have a straight wedding to man but your family still understands you to be a perpetually unemployed lesbian and nothing will change that. Happy pride boo 😘

[jordana @queensqlassic]

we live in a era where it’s entirely too easy to unlock new levels of loserdom by the minute

[Lizzy Savetsky @LizzySavetsky]

Happy Israel parade day! 🇮🇱

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Nothing more Israel than holding Muslims hostage

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

I’m so broke that I’m making myself mad thinking about past financial decisions. Why have I paid guys to kiss each other at the bar on like three different occasions.