Church Thotty

Go. Do. Be. Make your life a verb!

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

One of the lessons in this season of my life is that confusion, inconsistency, & mixed signals all have to be processed as nah.

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

I just received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say?

Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off

[Annalea 🪷🐝🌻 @citizengatsby]

This is a banger.

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

@_RobJay Agree 100%

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

@JeyRamone Yassss! Congrats boo!

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

@madonnabema 🥹🥹

[Shenae Curry stan account ✨ @JLaCocaina]

Here and now motherfucka

[ShamPOOH Sheisty 🧼💆🏿‍♀️ @Only1Shana_MUA]

They got a lil spirit of Target on them. You gotta go in praying and not ceasing.

[SHADY PINES @G_woods90]

Me: chick-fil-a oughta be ashamed for having their workers out here in this cold.

Also me in the drive thru:

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

@RettaRedda 🍑🍑 get it sis

[Queen Kali 👑 @kaliah_csw]

Even as a lady with no kids, I do NOT play with or about kids. I’m on their side first.

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

@Whotfismick I work from home and this is my energy.

[Mayor Diamond Joe Wemby @Ezmoneyjones_]

A convicted felon was just reelected president. There's no rules anymore. I've started pronouncing the L in salmon

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

I’m so annoyed this guy won’t let me ghost him in peace. Like just go away dude.

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

Me giving up tacos for the race war:

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

@iTS_MeMadiO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[bryan. @justbryan_]

lowkey…..millennials haven’t seen a normal day since 9/11……

[Church Thotty @queentnt1]

@JeyRamone It doesn’t make any sense. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

Is massa gonna sell us tomorrow? 😭