Uzziah 🌻

IG: @queenuzziah

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

[REAL LIFE DOLL 🎀 @shaniaamoss]

all i do is live laugh love around dis ho

[V. @toriiii_xoxx]

another reason i want to make money is so i can randomly gift the people i care about.

[trex @_trexszn]

Stay away from me with that mad-at-the-world energy. I like to laugh and talk.

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

A ginger ale recall?! We are being targeted!

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

when i say life partner i mean this life and the next, that’s why im not compatible with ppl who are going to hell

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i still feel like i haven’t found my people, idk how to explain it man.

[LEO B @iambrimiah]

on the creek, quiet af

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

love island ending feels like daylights saving where u finally get an extra hour of ur day back omg

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[invader zim @f8the]

sincere in the final four is collateral damage nobody wanted dat but we can only defeat one evil at a time

[Antisha @calllmetisha]

Melanie’s mama made me wanna break up with a nigga i don’t even have omg. #LoveIslandUSA

[carson. @playboixcarson]

Idk. I just feel like if the nigga can’t be honest with you in a controlled environment, what you think the real world is gonna give? I really hate this for her 😭

[chi. @maybechi]

One of the worst things you can do is take a break from anything fitness related

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Just to be clear, if my child goes out with y’all and y’all return and my child is nowhere to be found, and there’s no answer in sight, your moms are going to be just as sad as I am.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[GLIZZ¥. @glizzyimdrunk]

i’m stuck, everybody sucks…