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[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

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@on3 This has got to be a joke…..if not ESPN you lost your ever loving mind

[Florida State University @FloridaState]

.@FSUFootball with an unforgettable win! #GoNoles

[Jack DeLongchamps @JDelongchamps]

Best live mascot in the country?!

‘Renegade’ being led by a police escort, heads to the Doak

Also if you couldn’t tell our @HomefieldApparl team is fired up!!

[Evan Foster @EvanNoles]

Mood 🕺
This win is epic 💯
#GoNoles 🏹
#BeatBama
@FSUFootball
#FSUTwitter

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@FFB_Fanatics Last I checked the refs always hate the Noles. I can hold my hands by my head and cry and make things look bad too. Doesn’t make it so.

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@nickyperks 🤔rethinking that right? Maybe Lee has more balls than any of the SEC/CFP sell out Gameday announcers.

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Hey Alexa, can you help the Alabama fans get back to Tuscaloosa

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘...#𝐍𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐍!

#NoleFamily | #KeepCLIMBing

[5 @DJACKV_]

Was all the disrespect addressed? 🤣

[Warchant.com @Warchant]

Don’t wait up, Mom.

[FSU Plays Daily @FSUplays]

Lee Corso Forever.

[NoleGIFs @NoleGIFs]

Famous and infamous moments in FSU football, Studio Ghibli style.

A thread 🧵

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@SeminoleKJ Me too!! They knew they were doing it and shot the video to make the wound even worse. I never blamed those who didn’t play in the bowl game after. They were screwed by the system they believed in and I think they gave up on that system justly.

[Corey Fuller @coreyfuller4]

Dennis Rodman was known to be the greatest rebounder of all time in the NBA. Nole Nation let's do our best impersonation for the 2026 season and
Let's rebound like we never left. #justwork #climb @FSUFootball

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