diana.txt 🌹

dumbass extraordinaire

[diana.txt 🌹 @queer_coder]

alright I think I’m finally done with the bird app. it’s been a fun ride y’all ✌🏻
I’ll probably be trying the sky app once it launches to the public so look for me on there

[diana.txt 🌹 @queer_coder]

love when I open a new tab to google something and then immediately forget what I wanted to google. equivalent of walking through a doorway and forgetting why you went into that room

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@siddflippy HOW

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I just need to be stretched out in Willy Wonka’s taffy puller like Violet Beauregard. that would fix me.

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building a website for a new client and I used the logo they provided. they love the design but they’re upset about their logo because it “looks ugly”
…bitch that’s your logo! you made it! make a better one if you don’t like it tf

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tech is literally my job but I am absolutely filled with seething hot rage every time I have to download an app I don’t want or scan a QR code to access something 😡😤

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@RonRon021 tbh I am simply not mentally prepared to wear shorts in april

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some old lady was very mad at the clothes I was wearing while shopping and made sure to sigh loudly and give my crop top and ripped jeans a very pointed disapproving look lol. sorry for being hot in tjmaxx lmao also it’s literally 80 degrees in april rn

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cleaning out old contacts from my phone and I found someone named “maggot ridden piece of dick” 😂
for the life of me I cannot remember who that is or what they did to me but I am SO curious to know how they earned that contact name lmao

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today’s my birthday and my nose has randomly started bleeding on two separate occasions which has to be a bad omen. 27 is gonna be a cursed age for me I guess lol

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I hate how so many companies nuked the quality of their own products during covid to “cut costs” or whatever and now everything is just significantly worse but also more expensive than it was 3 years ago

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I’m guessing this is why I keep applying to jobs, not hearing back, and then seeing it reposted weeks/months later 🙃
but nO ONe wAnTs To wORk

[Dave Jamieson @jamieson]

This is demented https://t.co/Ui2yqrxaNK

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I hate having something stressful scheduled late in the day because then I have to spend the entire day trying to distract myself and keep my heart rate from skyrocketing from the anxiety

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I really underestimated how much of adulthood is just deeply sighing and then saying “okay. you’re fine.” to myself under my breath while I do things

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

venmo a woman $100 today

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recently I’ve been dealing with constant low-grade headaches and I don’t know if it’s stress from living under late stage capitalism or if it’s covid from the ongoing pandemic or if it’s the constant fluctuation in barometric pressure from climate change 🙃

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my mom called me a pig for eating two (2) slices of pizza and in the same breath complained about all the leftover pizza…??
where do you want it to go if not in my stomach???

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I gave my cat a treat for letting me trim her claws because I know she hates it and now she won’t stop following me around the house pitifully meowing for more treats like a sad cat version of Oliver Twist

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the person I am when I’m on the phone is not me. I don’t know her. that bitch will say anything and I don’t want to be accountable for it