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queer as a 3 dollar bill • they/them •

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Reminds me of the alley chickens in santa cruz

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Can’t believe I moved to a town where everyone has their eye out for a loose chicken

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If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?

We asked a queer intentional community.

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This room tho are you KIDDING

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Every once in awhile I’m reminded that at 6 years old I was waking up early to watch Golden Girls

It’s sometimes shocking to me that I ever felt the need to come out

[✨gay shapeshifter ✨ @queer_veg]

Watching forest across the street, coming out of the woods only to greet the girls and gays. Men? Nah. Forest is frolicking. Gays? This little gentleman will escort you on your travels.

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Forest let a dog walk right up to him today. I don’t even know who this cat is anymore

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Love kitten season bc my socials are FLOODED with kitten pictures

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3. Two Jewish dudes talking about Palestine

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Conversations I’ve overheard in the last week that keep me up at night:

1. A man on a first date that wouldn’t stop talking about how all his male friends are gaslighters (?)

2. “Oh, which war were you in? How’s that PTSD treating you?” -ver betum

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I was like oh was that weird

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Level of dissociation: I didn’t realize a male customer was being weird until my MALE BOSS asked me what had just happened

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And somehow, despite the fact that I work directly with the unhoused population, the family owned business is the one I dread the most

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I somehow ended up w 2 jobs at the most notoriously chaotic places to work:

1. Family owned business
2. Non profit

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The Bear S2 is so star studded it’s almost too much

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Just saw a Subaru in Seattle w a “witchy feminist” decal right next to a rip n dip sticker whomst is gonna tell them

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Ran outside with a broom to break up a cat fight at 5am, nothing on, just as my hot neighbor is leaving for work

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An old coworker of mine is currently in Honduras w Benjamin Paz and I’m having a lot of trouble containing my envy

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

@POTUS While I have you here…did you know that chemo and radiation explode cancer cells and the atoms and molecules from the cancer are then filtered out of the bloodstream by the kidneys? So, cancer survivors literally flush their cancer into the sewer! I just wanted you to know that.

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Is charging for soda water the norm or do I just owe a lot of santa cruz bars money?