👧🏼 Her: “Oh my god, that nerdy guy is so cute! Too bad he’s so quiet and shy. I’ll shoot my shot and see where it goes. Who knows… maybe we’ll be married with kids by this time next year!”
🧑🏻 Him, last night:
I got a little drunk & brave when this happened 😭 I asked oomf to record me while giving this hot gogo boy a tip… I don’t think that he was ACTUALLY gonna let me blow him. the next thing I know he grabs MY hand and puts it on his dlck! I just took it as a sign and kept going 😈