Jax, look. I know we don't get along, but Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG"
friendship breakups hurt so much more because wdym one day we were talking about meeting up someday, sharing our craziest secrets, and then it all just ended on a random day