Dyke from the edge of the world ๐๐ณ๐ฟ๐25๐She/It/They/Doe ๐ @Cpt_PORL's salt lick ๐ณ๐๐๐Your local SUV tyre slasher๐Aerospace Engineer ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ฮฮ, &, t4t
@ndyRoo2@DawnAerospace I don't think you understand the definition of vapourware lil gup it's doing exactly as advertised to paying customers, go back to business school
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
BREAKING: Due to the resignations and untrust in the Labour Party, Sir Kier Starmer has transformed into Mecha-Starmer, promising to eradicate "the Greens" as quickly as possible.
Old woman of about 70 with a blue Reform rosette on asked us what platform at central the train to East Kilbride was and weโve sent her one the one to Carlisle ๐ญ๐คฃ