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annoying (she/they)

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i am:
not a cop to these people ✅
dulcie ❌
a wife ❌
a friend ✅
an alto in the choir ✅

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

so july has been the longest month of all time, yes?

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

it’s gonna be 30 degrees in london next week

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@marisacoulters i love him omg congrats king

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i spent about two hours driving on the most horrendous roads of all time i’m kinda amazed i didn’t pop a tire

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

honey i’m hoooome

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i dreamt that i had a baby again please make it stop

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@marisacoulters i’d like to submit a formal half-apology

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i’m in my spend that money girl era which is not the smartest considering i’m going back to school with only one year left of student loan eligibility and no part time job secured

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i paid for parking at the airport while in london 🤭

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@marisacoulters this all suddenly makes a whole lot more sense lol

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@marisacoulters bruh

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@marisacoulters pause update bc didn’t you go on holiday with her mom like three weeks ago wdym ghosted

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

wdym layla from the mormon show is dating a woman

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@nerysvevo i’m so scared

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

ok so NOW should i watch wentworth?

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i’m on a solo vacation in a charming but boring place which means i did some shopping in the morning and then ive slept since lunch time and am planning on sleeping some more until dinner time and then i’m going to a concert

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@nerysvevo :(((

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

@PtotheRAGE everytime i ask someone who’s seen it whether i should watch it, they say no lol

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

four hours into my five hour solo drive and i have stopped for some dodgy sour cream porridge in tynset wish me luck

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i was trying on shoes that i’m selling anyway bc they are no longer my taste and/or they are heels and i have a thing but you’d think that if you bought louboutins and then DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH, your very expensive shoes would still fit

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

i accept that my feet have gotten … fatter in the past fifteen years but i refuse to believe that my feet have gotten longer when i have a mint condition uterus

[hovercunt ✨🐊✨ @queerypie]

it makes total sense that women who have given birth get longer feet because pregnancy is magic and also horrible but since when do CHILD FREE FEET suddenly grow in length???