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[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

Congress: Hi, welcome to D.C., what can we do for you today?

Trump: yes I’d like to make two executive orde-

Congress: GOVERNMENT MACHINE BROKE

#GOPshutdown #CongressShutdown #shutdown #shutdown2018 #Government #Senate

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

Just downloaded that new @VELVO_ !! https://t.co/gDBWEfBA7v

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@AskWoodforest hey why THE FUCK did y’all take 5,000+ dollars from me at 3 in the morning?! I am SICK. Grabbed a lyft to Walmart to get more medicine, then was not only trapped at Walmart not being able to purchase anything - but also had to call my roommate to come pick me up.

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@dirtysouth throwing a nice #rare #live

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@_diplo_ The amount of people who don’t realize this is a fake account for the show “What Would Diplo Do?” 😂

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

I’m predicting in the next 5 years #Netflix will have different tiers of access for content. Top tier will grant you access to newest content as well as older and it goes down from there. Eventually bottom tier will receive content that was once in top tier. Or somebody else will

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

Black Mirror s5 ep1 (2019) https://t.co/kUBEq8ngqL

[Will Knight @willknight]

“Human Uber,” developed in Japan, provides a way to attend events remotely using another person’s body. “It’s surprisingly natural” says its inventor, Jin Rekimoto of Sony #emtechasia

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

Black mirror s5 ep1 https://t.co/kUBEq8ngqL

[Will Knight @willknight]

“Human Uber,” developed in Japan, provides a way to attend events remotely using another person’s body. “It’s surprisingly natural” says its inventor, Jin Rekimoto of Sony #emtechasia

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Seeing them and loving them. #BlackHogwarts https://t.co/UZTVwmh7Uy

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@LoganPaul Are you trying to say that you do it... everyday bro?

[Diplo @_diplo_]

legendary roast!! its also so funny how you dont even pay your employees a living wage! totally owned. classic https://t.co/o0AJGBWvo0

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@NESTHQ @virtual_self @porterrobinson How dare you... I have always been ready

[Diplo @_diplo_]

secondly, i am promoting @baauer and making him active commander of the 1st Glover Calvary unit, one of the most elite units of the edm forces

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@_diplo_ @MAJORLAZER

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@porterrobinson @DonladGlover i am also sorry 😂

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

@porterrobinson i am so sorry, send help 😩

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

Ay... the beat go off? https://t.co/NwyyMXakFv

[✨ s l i ck ✨ @queleb]

Just snapped a pic of this on my local train. @billburr this needs to be on PLANES!

[Diplo @_diplo_]

DJs: if youre trash enough to run an instagram comment bot on your account can you at least make sure it doesnt comment on RIP posts?