A man told me tonight that a woman looks beautiful most when they are pregnant and when they wake up in the morning. Excuse me while I pray to god he gets whatever he wants in life
some dude just put on snapchat “no disrespect to my bigger women out there but just put the fork down” then his next snap is “bible study” be so fucking for real.
I hate when my dog lays by the door because when somebody comes in, they almost knock him out. But when I tell him to move, he just turns in a circle and lays back in the same spot. 🤨