i was recently reminded that i have a twitter (x???) and looking back through my tweets i’ve realized that 1) i am hilarious and 2) i should not be on twitter
@MtfoxX3 We’ve always just called them grub worms where I’m from. It looks like you’re right that they’re June bug/green June bug larvae (although I’ve never heard them referred to as figeaters! That’s kinda cute!)
the people whose brains can’t create sounds that they’ve never heard before aren’t missing out on much, i’ve had dr. doofenshmirtz singing Hamilton songs in my head all morning. make him stop.
my mom’s “countdown to college” board is at this point really just putting emphasis on some of my questionable decisions. college is in 29 days and i am about to have a can of corn for dinner. send help.
IF these cops get arrested for the murder of george floyd don’t for a second think that we are done! WE ARE NOT DONE GEORGE FLOYD ISNT THE ONLY LIFE WE ARE FIGHTING FOR!! SAY ALL THEIR FUCKING NAMES!
All 50 states plus 18 countries participated in #BlackLivesMatter protests as of today making it the largest civil rights movement in world history wow
if my black friends ever feel like I’m saying something incorrect about the movement or am doing something wrong please call me out. i want to speak with y’all not over y’all
Without taking action to protect the lives of minorities, any good intention behind “all lives matter” is meaningless. The actions of the #BlackLivesMatter movement are pushing us towards real change and I hope for the safety of everyone protesting injustice right now
can’t believe everyone else’s dreams are so mundane and then mine are like “i was in a custody battle with daddy pig from peppa pig over our five year old daughter” bruh