quentin

i just be sayin shit and half the time no one likes it anyway

[quentin @quentinhanlon_]

drive-in bars

[Lukaku @LJohansson777]

Never replying to a post again. Stupid green bird

[Lukaku @LJohansson777]

@duolingo @762cayuga @cruzewilson Hi mr Duolingo. I was hungover last sunday and lost my 4 day streak. Pls help

[RC @ryancconnell]

The Lake Oswego Police Department

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

I have never had sex at a concert and didn’t even know you were supposed to be doing that, I mostly just stand there and watch the stage

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

fuck french. learned that shit for 5 years just to go to quebec and have them speak to me in english. fuck outta here. meanwhile in china i whip out 我会说一点中文 and these dudes start speaking at 300wpm. respect.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Beautiful car

[orbeez god @orbeezgod]

Saying ni hao at Chipotle

[matt @mattybtweets69]

This is my Chinese financial advisor Bai-Lo Sellhai

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

[detty @0ddette]

The only emotion I’ve ever felt

[Ultron @fuckhankandtony]

Doing this to Jeff later today

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted

[sponglebonk @sponglebonk]

if her tires are bald her pussy’s fire

[quentin @quentinhanlon_]

@Carson_Harp can’t catch a fuckin break man damn

[quentin @quentinhanlon_]

so locked in everybody saying #freequentin

[Maxx Lachnite @Maxx_Lachnite]

@quentinhanlon_ Can you free me from your shitty ass tweets

[quentin @quentinhanlon_]

@Maxx_Lachnite #retweet

[clitorious @clitamorphosis]

just saw someone refer to a stripper as a midnight ballerina