querium

small highschool band thats slowly being formed

[B Squared Mfg @BSquaredMfg]

I really hate soldering and electronics, which is why I'm including glow in the dark sights instead. But, if you're actually competent with soldering, you can wire them up with LEDs.

Also, 72 hours left before pre-orders close! Once they're closed, that's a wrap.

[phil @blackphilled]

"why dont they make movies like this anymore" because akira kurosawa just killed that extra. hes dead. Akira Kurosawa killed over 12,000 people in his career as director. murder was outlawed in japan only in 1981

[Glofi Gofi @glofigofi]

If size doesn't matter why are there no 3 inch dildos.

[🇨🇭🌲Eric, CEO of the Swiss🌲🇨🇭 @neutral_af]

Saw two dudes making out at the train station this morning and it was somehow less gay than this

[querium @querium_]

doing diesel work with only bare minimum hand tools is like tryna bang a bbl latina when youre white

[querium @querium_]

found the easiest way to ride passenger w ol lady is to close my eyes n go to my happy space

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Guy at my gym is clearly watching porn between sets but he’s so jacked that I don’t think the staff have the courage to stop him

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

You can go to school all you want but some things you have to learn on the job site. Like no class in veterinary school teaches you not to eat cotton candy from the fair across the street bc then your mouth will be blue when you tell a family you have to send their dog to hell

[Pack of Kirks @DirtbagLeftist_]

beastmode

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[Lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[BlueJay @BlueJayvideos]

Can you imagine how excited A24 execs were to hear the set they have to pay for is literally just a recreation of the most cost efficient corpo building layout

[querium @querium_]

no its not, i got a video last year of me and my buddies on the way back from our tech school and i stick my ass out the window at my buddy (barely lowk). recorded is the fun part.

[andrew @intellegint]

Due to social media and the fear of being recorded, mooning is a lost art

[cav empty @cavempty_]

my boss added a custom ai generated gif of me being mauled by a lion to our teams app and HR says they don’t have the ability to remove it